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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hello! I’m VP Laurie, and i’m here to keep you in line! I’ve been told to keep an eye on procum in particular…</description><title>Laurie in the House</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @vp-laurie)</generator><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>the deed has been done</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the deed has been done&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/45242070099</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/45242070099</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:07:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
He knew it had been weeks, months, perhaps even close to a year since they&amp;#8217;d spoken, but she...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He knew it had been weeks, months, perhaps even close to a year since they&amp;#8217;d spoken, but she still drifted in and out of his mind on occasion. It was mainly when he was close to sleep, drifting in and out of consciousness, focusing only on the better things that he&amp;#8217;d been lucky enough to come in contact with. She also came with sadness. Regret, anger over messing everything up, over losing everything that counted. She was a whole sea of emotion, he would be swimming in a vast ocean of love, only to be pulled under by pain. Barely keeping afloat in what could have been, he&amp;#8217;d choke on self-loathing before he could make it to shore, drowning in the storm. The worst part was, he knew it was his fault, which just intensified everything he felt. Early on, he&amp;#8217;d spend his time wishing he didn&amp;#8217;t hurt her, but he&amp;#8217;d quickly dispel these thoughts from his mind, giving a bitter chuckle before reminding himself that there was no way he was as important to her as she was to him. Regardless of all this, he came back. He stood outside of the campus, his face consumed by weary looks and held-back tears. He knew this was a bad idea, but he didn&amp;#8217;t know what else to do. He wandered to his old apartment, with any luck she&amp;#8217;d be inside, sitting on the couch, drinking tea, or maybe a glass of white wine. She&amp;#8217;d think &amp;#8220;Oh, what an odd time for somebody to visit. I wonder who it could be.&amp;#8221; She&amp;#8217;d look through and see none other then the man who let her in then ran away. She&amp;#8217;d gasp, cry. &amp;#8220;Oh, I&amp;#8217;ve missed you, oh, I&amp;#8217;m so glad you&amp;#8217;re back.&amp;#8221; Of course, this was all only in his thoughts. His unbearable new-found bitterness soon took over, reminding himself that even if she was home, which was unlikely, she&amp;#8217;d in no way be glad he was back. Even though he told himself this was horrible idea tens of times, he still raised his hand to the door and let it rap against the wood a few times, bracing himself for whatever would greet him once, or if, the door opened.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/45241965991</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/45241965991</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 23:06:17 -0400</pubDate><category>((IGNORE THIS))</category><category>professorpiper</category><category>((WITH ANY LUCK YOU WONT SEE IT//))</category></item><item><title>iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

List 5 memes found in William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet”</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iwishlilbwasmygrandpa.tumblr.com/post/31444227310/list-5-memes-found-in-william-shakespeares-romeo" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iwishlilbwasmygrandpa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;List 5 memes found in William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444425155</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444425155</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:36:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>janitorgraves:

professorfreeman:

prof benny c is a tampon (pass it on)

What is a tampon?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://janitorgraves.tumblr.com/post/31444070517/professorfreeman-prof-benny-c-is-a-tampon-pass" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;janitorgraves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorfreeman.tumblr.com/post/31444021403/prof-benny-c-is-a-tampon-pass-it-on"&gt;professorfreeman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;prof benny c is a tampon (pass it on)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What is a tampon?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444172199</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444172199</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:31:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>janitorgraves:

stunklegran:

IT IS COLD

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://janitorgraves.tumblr.com/post/31444041049/stunklegran-it-is-cold" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;janitorgraves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stunklegran.tumblr.com/post/31443937359/it-is-cold"&gt;stunklegran&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT IS COLD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9r14crKC1r535k3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444118303</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444118303</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:30:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>professorfreeman:

prof benny c is a tampon (pass it on)

procum is a tampon (pass it on)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorfreeman.tumblr.com/post/31444021403/prof-benny-c-is-a-tampon-pass-it-on"&gt;professorfreeman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;prof benny c is a tampon (pass it on)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;procum is a tampon (pass it on)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444054278</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444054278</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:29:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Whats going on</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Whats going on&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444028275</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31444028275</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:29:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>professorfreeman:

one time benedict read fifty shades of grey to me in a damp men’s room during a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorfreeman.tumblr.com/post/31443567324/one-time-benedict-read-fifty-shades-of-grey-to-me"&gt;professorfreeman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one time benedict read fifty shades of grey to me in a damp men’s room during a hurricane and we wanted to get it on, but no&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;for my herpes prevailed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443937444</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443937444</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:27:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>professorbrealey:

vp-laurie:

vp-laurie:

professorbrealey:

haha whatup hoez

youre...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorbrealey.tumblr.com/post/31443511698/vp-laurie-vp-laurie-professorbrealey-haha"&gt;professorbrealey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443430904/vp-laurie-professorbrealey-haha-whatup"&gt;vp-laurie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442938006/professorbrealey-haha-whatup-hoez-youre-hot"&gt;vp-laurie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorbrealey.tumblr.com/post/31442879969/haha-whatup-hoez"&gt;professorbrealey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;haha whatup hoez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;youre hot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wink&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;damn ur not so bad looking urself haha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9qx6jQHw1r9vc3b.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443908721</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443908721</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:27:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>conandoyled:

sam just asked me why professor freeman has herpes and i don’t quite have an answer...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://conandoyled.tumblr.com/post/31443667496/sam-just-asked-me-why-professor-freeman-has-herpes" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;conandoyled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;sam just asked me why professor freeman has herpes and i don’t quite have an answer for that&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443855909</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443855909</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:26:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stylinsexual:

there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stylinsexual.tumblr.com/post/30621202104/there-are-literally-so-many-people-i-follow-that-i"&gt;stylinsexual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or travel the world with at the drop of the hat or just hang out on the couch watching movies or idek i think i’d date a lot of you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443457066</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443457066</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:19:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vp-laurie:

professorbrealey:

haha whatup hoez

youre hot

wink</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442938006/professorbrealey-haha-whatup-hoez-youre-hot"&gt;vp-laurie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorbrealey.tumblr.com/post/31442879969/haha-whatup-hoez"&gt;professorbrealey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;haha whatup hoez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;youre hot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wink&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443430904</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443430904</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:18:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is the Queerest school i have ever worked at</title><description>&lt;p&gt;this is the Queerest school i have ever worked at&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443360897</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443360897</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:17:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>professorfreeman:

ahhhhhh yes benedict’s hairy anus

????</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorfreeman.tumblr.com/post/31443025739/ahhhhhh-yes-benedicts-hairy-anus"&gt;professorfreeman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ahhhhhh yes benedict’s hairy anus&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;????&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443313916</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443313916</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:16:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>janitorgraves:

jennnythunder:

#can there be a relationship where martin wants to get it on with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://janitorgraves.tumblr.com/post/31443219569/jennnythunder-can-there-be-a-relationship" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;janitorgraves&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennnythunder.tumblr.com/post/31443101283/can-there-be-a-relationship-where-martin-wants-to"&gt;jennnythunder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/can-there-be-a-relationship-where-martin-wants-to-get-it-on-with-one-of-the-profs-but-he-has-herpes"&gt;#can there be a relationship where martin wants to get it on with one of the profs but he has herpes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/so"&gt;#so&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/they-cant"&gt;#they cant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I DONT THINK THATLL STOP PROF MARTIN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope he makes good decisions about his herpes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443293734</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443293734</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:16:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma99r7srUS1r5txtbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443262955</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443262955</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:15:39 -0400</pubDate><category>hey how u doing lil mama</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89d5oYZAm1qagn3lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443049002</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31443049002</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:11:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>professorbrealey:

haha whatup hoez

youre hot</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professorbrealey.tumblr.com/post/31442879969/haha-whatup-hoez"&gt;professorbrealey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;haha whatup hoez&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;youre hot&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442938006</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442938006</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:10:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7rymByc41r4gtxco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7rymByc41r4gtxco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442864204</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442864204</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:08:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jennnythunder:

IM SO SORY… IM SO SORRY FOR BRINGING THE PROF ESSOR PBLOGS BACK
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennnythunder.tumblr.com/post/31442566069/im-so-sory-im-so-sorry-for-bringing-the-prof"&gt;jennnythunder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IM SO SORY… IM SO SORRY FOR BRINGING THE PROF ESSOR PBLOGS BACK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442839391</link><guid>http://vp-laurie.tumblr.com/post/31442839391</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:08:25 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
